"Mutter sein"

[EX-User]

Huhu!

Das Folgende habe ich von einer Freundin aus den USA bekommen..........

Ein wenig kitschig, aber doch in vielen Punken - finde ich - wahr.......

Karin



Somebody said that a child is carried in its mother's womb for nine

months.

Somebody does not know that a child is carried in its mother's heart

forever.



Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after

you've had a baby.

Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is history.



Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.

Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.



Somebody said being a mother is boring.

Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's

permit!



Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out

good."

Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.



Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.

Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit

a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.



Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.

Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.



Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the

first.

Somebody doesn't have five children.



Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing

questions in the books.

Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.



Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.

Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of

kindergarten.



Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand

tied behind her back.

Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.



Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.

Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law
to

a mother's heartstrings.



Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.

Somebody never had grandchildren.



Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell

her.

Somebody isn't a mother.

[eric]

die mail von deiner freundin in cool. - darf ich mir das kopieren, obwohl ich "vater" bin? :-)
eric

[Lola]

@ KKM

Ich finde den Text wunderbar!

Liebe Grüsse,

Lola